French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.

slow-riot:

George Bush doing the ice bucket challenge thing is really unsettling to me because it’s all over my dashboard right now and I truly don’t understand why people on this website now seem to think of him as America’s goofy uncle that does bad paintings you do remember who he is right?

(via svidrigailovskaya)

deprincessed:

Baby Blues: A young Guinevere Van Seenus serves a blasé pose in a delicate yet gloomy shot for the editorial ‘Cult Of Personality’ photographed by iconic photographer Steven Meisel for Vogue US January 1997

For his Spring/Summer 1997 RTW collection master John Galliano created a wispy, bias-cut china blue gown made from sheer chiffon which was infused with cultural influences of nomadic European travellers by use of free flowing ruffles and detailed floral patterns, which is seen here on Guinevere. Stylist for the shoot Grace Coddington added a mosaic hat made from minute pieces of porcelain dishes also from the show, giving a perfect finishing touch to this melancholic photograph. image via.

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.